Alright theorists—finance theorists, that is—buckle up, because this week’s stock market watchlist is shaping up like a season finale: high stakes, surprise twists, and at least one company doing something so weird it makes you question reality. This isn’t a list of “hot picks” or “guaranteed winners” because nothing in the market is guaranteed except […]
How to Start Investing With Zero Experience
Alright theorists — INVESTMENT theorists — gather ’round, because today we’re diving into the number one question everyone asks but almost nobody admits out loud: “How do I start investing when I literally know NOTHING?” And don’t worry — we’re not doing that boring, suit-and-tie, “consult your financial advisor” energy. Nope. Today, we’re slicing through […]